Another Reason I Don’t Like Derek Jeter
June 11, 2009 by Dustin
Filed under Bleacher Seats, Headlines
I might as well get this out there, I strongly dislike The Yankee Captain. Mainly for the special treatment he recieves by being the most popular player on the most popular team in baseball. Most notably, the Three Gold Gloves this ridiculous excuse for a shortstop accrued from 2004-2006. Derek Jeter Revised Zone Ratings 2004: .801 (9th in The AL) 2005: .792 (8th in The AL) 2006: .805 (8th in The AL) Derek Jeter Outside of Zone Ratings (OOZ) 2004: 29 (13th in The AL) 2005: 26 (13th in The AL) 2006: 28 (11th in The AL) - But, alas that’s all history and nothing any of us can do about that now. - Now, I have another reason to dislike Mr. Jeter. Not only has he made many millions of dollars, won multiple World Series Rings, been an “All Star” 9 times and The Rookie of The Year in 1996, all that has allowed Derek to date some of the hottest women on earth and that’s just frustrating. Let’s take a look at Derek’s female portfolio: Mariah Carey Yea, I guess she is "allllright" To really understand the significance of this one, you have to go all the way back to 1996. Jeter was just one year into the league and Mariah Carey was at the peak of her hotness. This was an upset of epic proportions. This was the first celebrity Jeter dated, and it just so happened to be one of the hottest women on the planet at the time. He was just getting started. Lara Dutta Miss Universe huh, you win Derek After dating one of the hottest women on the planet for three years, Jeter decided to set his sights on something bigger… the universe. Yes, he started dating Lara Dutta, the Miss Universe winner from India. She earned the highest score ever for her final interview in the pageant, making her not only beautiful, but intelligent as well. Jordana Brewster Derek decided to diversify Jeter made the leap to Hollywood hotties when he started dating “The Fast and the Furious” beauty Jordana Brewster. Brewster has that kind of girl-next-door quality… if the girl that lived next to you was this stunning. Adriana Lima Ok Derek, you win Jeter seemed intent on knocking off as many different kinds of hotties as possible—pop star, Miss Universe, Hollywood star, and next a Victoria’s Secret Angel. That’s what I like to call hitting for the cycle
Vanessa Minnillo Vanessa: Total Request Hottie Another former beauty queen, Minnillo was best known for hosting TRL when Jeter started dating her. When every woman you have ever dated has some sort of photo gallery in their underwear or bikini… you know you’re doing something right. Jessica Alba Alright, now I'm getting pissed off This is the point where Jeter finally went, “Hey, I’m Derek Effing Jeter. I can be with any woman I want.” My theory is he went up to all his buddies, asked them if they could date any women in the world who would it be, then proceeded to go out and date that woman. And that was before the video below. Mercy. Vida Guerra Playboy Hottie Vida You knew it was only a matter of time before Jeter got together with a Playboy and FHM model, even if they were never “officially” an item. Guerra is a lot like a less famous Kim Kardashian. She isn’t known for anything other than dating an athlete, being really hot, and having a big butt. Seriously, try to find some pictures of Vida with clothes on somewhere on the internet. It’s damn near impossible. Jessica Biel Both Jessica's Really? The second half of the famed double-Jessica I mentioned at the beginning. Men all over the world have debated over which Jessica you would choose if you had your choice. Jeter is the only man qualified to answer that question. And we salute you for it, Derek. Can you tell us, though? In detail? Minka Kelly Jeter went after a Cheerleader It is customary for the jock to date the cheerleader. But since baseball doesn’t have cheerleaders, Jeter had to settle for a hot actress who plays a cheerleader on TV. Although on the show she just graduated high school, Kelly actually turns 29 later this month. And men all over the country just breathed a sigh of relief and felt a lot less sketchy about drooling over her on Friday Night Lights. ————————————————————————————————————————————————— Much thanks to Bleacher Report who put this list together for us!!!
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 D.J. With Lima .jpg "DJ + JB") D.J. & Biel  Again ...Again  D.J. & Vanessa M.  Again  A throwback, D.J. & Mariah Carey
 Hey, I'm Derek Jeter, I'm taking you home... Should Jeter go for the Jessica Triple Crown?  One Jessica Left |
